En Anglais, on ne dit pas “quatre vingt dix neuf”, on dit “ninety nine” qu'on pourrait traduire comme “Hurr durr, regardez mois, j'ai un système de numérotation fonctionnel” et je crois que c'est magnifique.

thebootydiaries:

why do guys blink so slow haven’t u wasted enough of my time

millennial-review:

aphextwinandpcgamingguy4422812:

the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat

aurayafrost:
“ nebulousnoiz:
“ drdemented:
“ *starts typing on bottom of shoe*
Hacker voice: I’m in.
”
confused person looking at snow prints: who the fcuk strapped fucking keyboards to their shoes
”
police detective examines footprints leading away...

aurayafrost:

nebulousnoiz:
drdemented:
*starts typing on bottom of shoe*
Hacker voice: I’m in.
confused person looking at snow prints: who the fcuk strapped fucking keyboards to their shoes
police detective examines footprints leading away from the crime ‘why did we ever anger the machines,’ he asks himself sorrowfully

nichaelforyou:

what is the truth barbara

telapathetic:

i want to do a transformation tuesday but alas i am still ugly

ya-wn:

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

interestingjpg:

professor: what did u do this summer
me: Realize Things

pukicho:

skyhawk3x:
pukicho:
Awaken
Me: UwU
Me:
OwO
Never mind go back to sleep

Anonymous asked:

Have you ever woken up feeling like a top lad and just thought "ya know what? My mate Daz is a top lad, he's a bantasaurus rex, Bant and Dec and I need to treat this ledge to a cheeky Nandos" Have you? Because if not mate, you best had do.

thebootydiaries answered:

what does this say im not bilingual

thebootydiaries:

blueboxbellethethird:
Do you ever wake up feeling awesome and just thought, “You know what? My friend Daz is great. We have cool conversations, and I need to take him on a spontaneous trip to Nandos.” Have you? Because if you haven’t, you should.
thanks but turns out he was trying to frame me for murder

officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:
officialunitedstates:
I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms. what does cnn stand for? literally no one knows the answer
cable news network
could be. literally no one knows

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